Cousin: you should have come to visit!!
yes, lots of home cooked food
amazing home cooked food

Me: vietnamese I presume?

Cousin: only the best

Me: hahaha….this is coming from the girl who eats chicken fetuses
in black, rotten eggs

Cousin: what??
YOU DON’T??
and it’s duck, by the way
you’re awful
be more vietnameseeeeee